Von’t you join me for Oktoberfest, Ya?
Guten Morgen! I am Utter, your guide for Oktoberfest today. You will like my tour for der Oktoberfest. Put on your lederhosen und let’s get started, ya? Schnell!!
Room service.
We haf much to see so have your breakfast und get dressed, you lazy Hausfrau! Utter is going to check for the set up und see that things are in order. Come with me to the grounds.
The stuff for the kinders.
I see the bouncy bouncers for the kinders have arrived. I expect mein liebchens will have much fun mit these.
The pretty ponies
I have also had the local farmers to bring their ponies so the kinder may enjoy sitting atop these.
The Oom PahPah Band
The Bremen Town Musicians have arrived! Since there is no alcohol to be served on Sunday mornings in West by God VA until 1:00pm I assume the musicians stopped in Maryland for a few steins before arriving here, ya? Not to worry, the Mrs. had a bottle of Riesling stashed in her koffer. Utter is pretty lit up already, ya?
Since I can have no beer yet I will try to sample the many fine wieners to be found here. Why do you laugh at Utter?
Is it time for beer yet?
Finally, it is time for the ceremonial tapping of the keg! While all of you are standing in line with your empty pitchers in hand, Utter’s new friends have shown me the secret place where you get assortment of bottled German beers for cheaper. Prost!
After drinking comes dancing!
Und after a few beers you can change into your dancing outfits and “get down”.
Let’s polka!
Utter’s table
When you are too hot from all your dancing you can come sit under the shade tree mit Utter.
Don’t let broken limbs get you down! Drink more.
Don’t worry if you can’t dance when your foot is in a cast – Utter has the cure for what “ales” you! Ha! Utter made mit the funny joke!
Auf Wiedersehen!
So hurry to the Oktoberfest, my little Schnitzel & I will save you some strudel. (Ve already drank all the beer.)
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